There was once a cranky old writerFor vague texts considered as blighter;When they'd say, "They're obscure!"He'd reply, "That's for sure!I can understand nothing eighter!"**eitherJune 21-st, 2011...

One dolorous man since his youthHad ever been telling the truth But woe, grief and pain Was all he could gainFrom constantly telling the truth.June 15-th, 2011...

It is a tradition, I bet,To drop a profession you get.And after my fatherAnd every blood brotherI reckon my destiny set.dedicated to those of spear side of Koudrin clan (including the author himself) [:dated October 8-th, 2011...

There lived an Old Man of the RhineWho thought he was godlike with rhyme,And, yet, the word "bough"He rhymed, say, with "dough",*That cranky Old Man of the Rhine.*'bough' is no rhyme for 'dough' as one might thi...

There lived an old man known as Cypher*Who thought up a very strong cypher*;He cyphered a lotBut all he then gotWas merely a sequence of cyphers*dated April, 4, year 2012*'Cypher' - just a last name; 'cypher' in the meaning...

A cook known to work in High SaltageMisheard once his client's 'Don't salt it!';Not having intendedHer being offendedHe did salt, and she got insalted.**insulted (pun is in reference to the undesired process of salting the food)....

A man who abode in the sea zone,For everything, wanted a reason.He cried, 'Tell me, why?'God made no reply,And that was considered as treason.April, 8-th, 2012 ...

That cat known in many a mile,His habitude, truly, could rile:It was in his style - He'd leave and his smileWould hang in the air awhileJune 23-rd, 2012 ...

A clever young man of West BreezeCould read any book quite with ease.But many a book'for dummies'* he took...A dummy is what he now is.*the title of a well-known series of booksNovember 10-th, 2012...

A sorrowful girl named Annette,At last, found a decent outlEt*.And, shocked with AC,As one might foresee,She said, 'doesn't help, I could bet!'*stressing wrong syllables is allowed in limerics; 'outlet' means 'outlet for feelings,...