Distracted with care.For Phyllis the fair.Since nothing could move her,Poor Damon, her lover,Resolves in despairNo longer to languish,Nor bear so much anguish;But, mad with his love,To a precipice goes,Where a leap...

Said the Table to the Chair,“You can hardly be aware,“How I suffer from the heat,“And from chilblains on my feet!“If we took a little walk,“We might have a little talk!“Pray let us take the air!”Said the Table to the Chair....

The Unwinged OnesI don’t travel on planes,I travel on trains.Once in a while, on trains,I see people who travel on planes.Every once in a while I’m surroundedBy people whose planes have been grounded.They feel that they hav...

The Rich arrived in pairsAnd also in Rolls Royces;They talked of their affairsIn loud and strident voices{The Husbands and WivesOf this select societyLead independent livesOf infinite variety.}The Poor arrived in Fords,...

I’m all alone in this world, she said,Am not got nobody to share my bed,Am not got nobody to hold my hand-The truth of the matter’sI am not got no man.Big Boy opened his mouth and said,Trouble with you isYou am not got no h...

I’m all alone in this world, she said,Am not got nobody to share my bed,Am not got nobody to hold my hand-The truth of the matter’sI am not got no man.Big Boy opened his mouth and said,Trouble with you isYou am not got no h...

“OKAY”OKAY {O.K.}Now Charles had been brought up with careAt number 12, Begonia Square,And taught while still extremely youngNot to misuse the English tongue.Not words unfit for him to hearHad ever reached his sheltered ear...

Can I You a Glass of Water?One trouble with a cough,It never quite comes off.Just when you think you’re through coughingThere’s another cough in the offingLike the steps of a moving stairThere is always another cough there....

POOR BEASTS!The horse and mule live 30 yearAnd nothing know of wines and beers,The goat and sheep at 20 dieAnd never taste of Scotch or Rye.The cow drinks water by the tonAnd at 18 is mostly done.The dog at15 casher inW...

POOR BEASTS!The horse and mule live 30 yearAnd nothing know of wines and beers,The goat and sheep at 20 dieAnd never taste of Scotch or Rye.The cow drinks water by the tonAnd at 18 is mostly done.The dog at15 casher inW...