Beach Holiday

I find myself utterly bored
Laying daily by far end of pool
There is no excitement at all
No one around is cool

The place is full of old folks
Roasting tits and bums in the sun
With this I'm disgusted and shocked
Because to look at them is no fun

The night entertainment is naff
Comes straight from the yesteryear
Crappy shows and songs. Enough!
I wish it would disappear

Even football could not excite
England played like a bunch of knobs
The Germans kicked their arses alright
The English got what they've deserved

The only thing which amuses me
Is the presence of doppelgangers galore
For breakfast we have Seagal Steve
And dining nightly with McDowell Malcolm