Тhe scientist and andrew simons

Scientist(pulling a ball out of his head)

I pulled a ball out of my head
I pulled a ball out of my head
I pulled a ball out of my head
I pulled a ball out of my head

Andrew Simons:

Put it right back in
Put it right back in
Put it right back in
Put it right back in

Scientist:

No way i'll put it back!
No way i'll put it back!
No way i'll put it back!
No way i'll put it back!

Andrew Simons:

Ok, don't put it back
Ok, don't put it back
Ok, don't put it back

Scientist:

There you go
There you go
There you go

Andrew Simons:

Fine by me
Fine by me
Fine by me

Scientist:

I have won!
I have won!
I have won!

Andrew Simons:

So you won, big deal

Scientist:

Yes it is big deal!
Yes it is big deal!
Yes it is big deal!

Andrew Simons:

even though you're a scientist, but honestly, you're not smart

Scientist:

no, i'm smart, and know a whole lot!
no, i'm smart, and know a whole lot!
no, i'm smart, and know a whole lot!

Andrew Simons:

A whole lot of baloney

Scientist:

no, not baloney!
no, not baloney!
no, not baloney!

Andrew Simons:

i'm tired of arguing with you

Scientist:

No, you're not!
No, you're not!
No, you're not!

(Andrew Simons waves his hand in vexation, then leaves. Scientist stands a minute, then leaves after Andrew Simons)

Curtain.